Behind the scenes |
Every board meeting is unique and we never create the same menu twice - unless it serves our whims!
Fall Harvast menuFirst Course
Cucumber Gazpacho Second Course
popcorn Third Course
All wine - Gordon style! Then call people and harass them. Fourth Course
Eat the spirit of the youth to sustain the endless pit of selfishness and inner self-loathing. Fifth Course
Cake, and more wine! |
Board meeting prepFirst task
Give Enholm a task and promise him that he will be important and next president. Take tranquilizer in prep for 30 minutes of Greg droning on about his credentials. Second task
reminisce about all the anonymous letters written, and then write one to Marquez to read aloud for tonight's meeting. Third task
craft letter of lies to refute investigation findings. Take a dump on accreditation standard 4 and leave it at 500 court street with an anonymous letter. Fourth task
Remind Marquez that his 40K cash-in lieu medical benefits issue was resolved quietly - sure it's a violation of the gift of public funds, but who cares! More wine! Maybe ask for his vote this week or hold that card for the next round..have John call West County for a favor! Fifth task Order a hat for the garden party. Use the patented Gordon lemon-insertion technique to recharge face for public appearance. Trade blood diamonds for foie gras - the taste of cruelty really adds a little something to every day! |